March Event and Intro Log

[magicademymods]

March Event and Intro Log Golem On The Loose The rain never stops. Water and mud track all over campus. Diligent cleaning golems stomp about, mopping and scrubbing and polishing and then going back to do it all over again, and again, and again... One of them seems to have had it. The renegade golem bursts into Kedrigan Hall -- interrupting classes and disrupting labwork to furiously seize students and scrub every last scrap of mud and dirt off of them. All the halls have been locked off with "Under Cleaning" signs, and anyone who enters them meets with the golem's wrath, as it violently plays a pre-recorded message about not interfering with groundskeeping and deploys a giant claw-like tool to grab the interloper and put them back on unforbidden ground. The professors, who are after all completely immune to the golem's attention by its very design, seem to think this is a good learning opportunity for students. Is it? Horrible Spell Doom? "Are you sure you're ready for the test on Advanced Gaseous Discovery?" one upperclassman asks the other. "Of course I'm sure," the second says confidently. Whipping out a wand from a holster on her belt, she sweeps her wand through the air gracefully, pronouncing several Osmarian sigils as she draws them. Probably. "See, that's a blue cloud--" Said blue cloud, which puffs into being as the last syllable left her lips, abruptly doubls in size. Then it doubles in size again. And again. The upperclassmen, who have been in Diatu for several years and know exactly what this sort of thing means, don't hesitate. Not even stopping to share a glance between them, they run like crazy, leaving the growing cloud behind just as classes let out and students begin to enter the halls. But... surely it doesn't have any weird and wacky side effects, right? The Bala-inlota Parade (aka The Non-Horrible Prompt) To celebrate the start of the Bala-inlota season, Anastara spares no expense. The great parade and associated festival stretches the whole weekend, and the whole city puts on their colors and turns out for the fun. Enterprising vendors sell food, drinks, and souvenirs ranging from small and crude figurines to magical constructs that shine field displays onto flat surfaces so you can watch the action up-close! (Good luck affording that, students.) Practically any sort of entertainment you could want appears on the streets and canals of Anastara, and food and drink flow freely. Research On the Sundered With the arrival of the Sundered come those wizards engaged in research on their presence here, now set to investigate what brought them here and how to get them home. All newly-arrived Sundered students are asked to meet with representatives of the research team, to introduce themselves and relate what they will of their homes. In addition, the team requests samples of blood, hair, and skin -- carefully magically collected, and the researchers will sign in the presence of the Sundered a Glyphed contract that forbids them from using the samples for a purpose they know will be harmful. (They quite understand your reasons to be suspicious of this collection! And they will not compel anyone who refuses even given these conditions.) This month, the team has developed a Sundering spell that they warn is crude and unpolished, because the Curriculum is so unpracticed. They hope it will connect to your home worlds and establish a magical link they can build off of to open further passages. No promises! And to those who do undergo this spellwork... it has a certain side effect of confusion, as brief images from your home world flicker across your vision for a few hours afterwards. Wonders Await Diatu Magicademy is open to you in all its glory. Have fun!

A Special Note

If you thread out one or more scenes based on the confusion from "Research on the Sundered", respond to the comment on this post with a link to that thread. The results of this will be revealed next month! (It is, we're afraid, not a regain, lest your participation be based solely on that hope!)

Comments

[grim_heaper]

"You, Plus the golem. Do the math."

Yeah, he was a little too amused.

[woo_oo]

All right, NOW she got it.

"Then how about a little... subtraction!" With a hard twist, she slipped out of the claw, and darted between Sho's legs - he's a human, so he is taller.

[grim_heaper]

"You think you can divide its attention like that?" He stepped out of the golem's way. "N-factorial."

[woo_oo]

"Actually, I was thinking more about using you as a deflecting shield."

Which is why she's standing behind Sho and might wind up clinging to his leg.

CW violence.

[grim_heaper]

"You're missing something in your equation."

He reached down and grabbed her by the scruff of her neck, ripping her violently from his leg. He had no qualms about breaking a small child's arms if that was what it took, so didn't hold back the way another adult might.

"I am here to see you all erased!" and he threw her AT the bot.

[woo_oo]

Well, he wasn't the first grown-up she fought - he wasn't even the rudest. So there were no hard feelings when she went flying.

She landed hard on the golem's chest, and it grabbed her feet. So what was the first thing that came to mind when her dizziness and pain edged off?

"... Are the math puns going to be a constant thing? Just wanted to make sure, so I can have better quips ready."

[grim_heaper]

"Math is beauty!"

That would be a yes.

[woo_oo]

"Noted!"

All right. If Sho was on the golem's side, she needed a way to distract him - and if math was his obsession...

"I bet you can't name all the numbers for Pi!"

[grim_heaper]

"N Factorial. I can take us to a decillion, you Yoctogram!"

Pi. of all things. Pi. That was just the icing on the pi.

[woo_oo]

Mental note - find out what was a 'yoctogram' was.

"I hear you saying it, but I don't hear any numbers... I guess it's okay if you can't do it."

Louie had taught her well.

Blarg. Any mistakes here are mine not his. I am NOT good at math. (Also one swear in the image, >.<)

[grim_heaper]

He smirked. He can move AND recite pie from memory.

"3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914"

2/51 = .03921568627451

[grim_heaper]

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3 of ?

[grim_heaper]

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4 of....? (I looked up the first million digits of Pi online, because I am a geek, apparently...

[grim_heaper]

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5 of...?

[grim_heaper]

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6 of...?

[grim_heaper]

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7 of...?

[grim_heaper]

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8 of ...?

[grim_heaper]

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9 of....?

[grim_heaper]

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10 of.....?

[grim_heaper]

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11 of...?

[grim_heaper]

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12 of....?

[grim_heaper]

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13 of...?

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