Mod Account for Diatu Magicademy ([personal profile] magicademymods) wrote in [community profile] diatu2019-06-07 03:00 pm
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June Event and Intro Log


June Event and Intro Log



Diatu and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Sundering Midterm Results


    It turns out that inadvertently summoning a horrible demon of immense and terrible power is still worth a passing grade: minus a lot of points for summoning the entirely wrong thing, but enough extra credit for successfully doing something so incredibly over-the-top to make up for it just a little. Meanwhile, something something power of running water, there's a demon imprisoned in the fountain, locked behind a massive magic circle of protection. Its flames neither evaporate the water nor are quenched by it, its lashing pointy tail stabs futilely at the stone in an attempt at petty vandalism, and otherwise it squats with otherworldly patience, claws drumming on its thighs. Till someone comes close, and then it calls out.

    "Come! It is in my power to grant a wish to those who ask! Speak your desire and I shall grant it!"

    Of course, the demon's ability to interpret wishes in an extremely jerkass manner is unparalleled by mortal malice. Still, this doesn't stop those students who think they're clever, can outwit a demon, have a background in legal jargon, or just want a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and-and they don’t want any zombie turkeys, they don’t want to turn into a turkey themselves, and they don’t want any other weird surprises. Needless to say, it has gone well for none of them -- but will you be the one to break the streak?

    As for the circle, it is specifically warded against meddling, so no freeing the demon (accidentally or otherwise). Those who try to touch it or cross through it are promptly hurled with pinpoint accuracy into a nearby pond that has been put there explicitly for this purpose. (Except for Minamimoto -- if HE messes with it, his pants rip themselves off his body, wrap around his head, and haul him away while shouting the multiplication tables incorrectly.)


Potent Potables


    Students work hard, and they play hard. Around midterms, this often takes the form of picnics with unreserved and unrestricted access to not just copious amounts of barbecue and potato salad, but also alcohol. From fine wines to barrels of beer to Liverpunch Whiskey, all sorts of offerings pop up at the parties that occupy space along the Walk or outside the Towers and Keep. Anastara, you see, has no legal drinking age; like most of the Tenscore Kingdoms, children grow up with alcohol, and generally its consumption is seen as no major event and no special treat. And it simply hasn't occurred to anyone that other cultures on other worlds might not function the same.

    So enjoy a picnic, but also enjoy your free access to the wonders of intoxication.


Physical Challenge (aka the Prompt Least Likely To Cause Suffering)


    Healthy body, healthy mind, the saying goes. Professors Trammel and Kith, adherents to this philosophy, have begun holding extracurricular exercise groups during the off hours. Students can learn proper weightlifting techniques for endurance as well as strength, jog around the campus in groups, play impromptu games that get the body moving, or even just practice slow stretches and what other worlds might call 'yoga'. Captain Lominia aggressively prowls the area, looking for people to scoop into bala-inlota exercises -- far more grueling and dangerous to succeed at if you don't want to be badgered onto the student team, but amazing workouts either way. And Headmaster Birony has set up a fairly extreme obstacle course straight out of a ninja challenge, overseen by Professor Porfsin from behind a cannon which magically flings beanbags at the participants. Those who make it through receive a pie from the Headmaster, who it turns out apparently can make a really darn tasty pie.


Research On the Sundered


    With the arrival of the Sundered come those wizards engaged in research on their presence here, now set to investigate what brought them here and how to get them home. All newly-arrived Sundered students are asked to meet with representatives of the research team, to introduce themselves and relate what they will of their homes. In addition, the team requests samples of blood, hair, and skin -- carefully magically collected, and the researchers will sign in the presence of the Sundered a Glyphed contract that forbids them from using the samples for a purpose they know will be harmful. (They quite understand your reasons to be suspicious of this collection! And they will not compel anyone who refuses even given these conditions.)

    This month, the researchers wish for you to engage in some sort of conflict, clash, or battle with your fellow Sundered. Spars with blunted weapons are the obvious choice, but games of strategy like go, shogi, or Fantastic Foils are also an option. A rousing debate will do as well -- anything that raises passion and energy. The team explains that they've found many of the Sundered who they interviewed have recently been through some sort of conflict or trouble on their world, and they wish to see if there's any magically-measurable aspect they share when challenged.


Wonders Await


    Diatu Magicademy is open to you in all its glory. Except for the fountain. You can't swim in the fountain till they figure out how to banish the demon.
sublimelymagnificentblitz: (uwah?!)

[personal profile] sublimelymagnificentblitz 2019-06-10 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Jerking his left arm back, Jecht caught the blow on the armor he wore there. "What the hell shot are you talking about?" he said, whirling to deliver a powerful kick. He hadn't thought about the Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark III in a decade at least, after all!
zanarkandian: (brotherhood)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-06-11 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Tidus wasn't too bothered. He leapt up and tried again, swiping from the side this time.

"The Mark III you told me I could never do?" Come on. He's trying not to get killed here. He's not saying that entire ridiculous name.
sublimelymagnificentblitz: (hesitating here)

[personal profile] sublimelymagnificentblitz 2019-06-11 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"What, the Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark III?" Jecht, of course, could say it just fine even as he stepped away from the swing, rocking onto his heel before he lunged right forward again to take a swipe. "Ten years and you didn't come up with your own?!"
zanarkandian: (who asked you to watch)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-06-14 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"I never said I didn't!"

Tidus grits his teeth and rolls with the swipe, hissing a little as he's hit. He'll really have to step it up, so he springs back on one foot and swivels around.

"I led two teams to victory, back home and in Spira too!"
sublimelymagnificentblitz: (aeon arm)

[personal profile] sublimelymagnificentblitz 2019-06-14 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Real hard competition there, huh?" Jecht went for the kick, heaving one leg up to jab his heel at his kid's gut.
zanarkandian: (Default)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-06-21 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
"That team's a big---handicap!"

Tidus slams into a nearby tree, clearly winded. He forces himself to roll to the side, propping himself up on his blade and preparing to make another swing. His tiny swipes aren't enough.

"A star player's a lot stronger with a star team."
sublimelymagnificentblitz: (a hero never... wait)

[personal profile] sublimelymagnificentblitz 2019-06-21 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, what's with the excuses?" Jecht stabbed an armored finger at him, just daring him to bring it on and try it! "A star player makes his team a star, and his teammates too!"
zanarkandian: (Default)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-06-24 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Well we did win the first cup in years..."

And then he might've made a few unpopular roster reshuffles. Whatever. He charges once more and swipes up, anger behind the blade this time.

"It also means making hard choices! And I did that too!"

...which isn't entirely about the same subject, but hey, he's riled up.
sublimelymagnificentblitz: (uwah?!)

[personal profile] sublimelymagnificentblitz 2019-06-24 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, that's a little more direct than most of this fight has been, and Jecht didn't have an answer or a parry. The sword whacks his side hard, though luckily on his obliques rather than anywhere too vulnerable. He whacked hard at the sword in response. "Naw! Your choices were easy for you to make! You just hated making 'em!"
zanarkandian: (so much regret)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-07-01 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Doing homework, sure! Tryouts, fine! But you're saying it was easy to---"

His eyes lost focus as he stood there, and any attack would easily land. He'd try halfheartedly to parry, but...he'll probably trip over his own feet, and as he closes his eyes and sees her face, he knows.

"Damnit. I guess...I guess it never really was a choice. Break her heart or let her die."
sublimelymagnificentblitz: (back to you all)

[personal profile] sublimelymagnificentblitz 2019-07-02 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hmph. See?" Jecht didn't deliver much of a hit, just a shoulder-check that really didn't have much of his strength behind it. "So don't go crying over the easy stuff!"
zanarkandian: (a fading dream)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-07-04 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
He yelped and flipped over in the air, rolling to a rough stop. A second later he crouched, eyes distant.

"Even if it was the only choice, seeing her like that..."

He swallowed as he bounced up, charging forward and half-heartedly swinging.

"It wasn't fair. It wasn't right. For any of us. But it's her life now, and I don't regret that. Now it's just what to do with us, right? Story's supposed to be over, right?"
sublimelymagnificentblitz: (big grin)

[personal profile] sublimelymagnificentblitz 2019-07-05 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Get real! We're in a sequel!" Jecht laughed even as he blocked the swing with his right arm, slapping the sword away a moment later. "The Great Jecht's making his grand comeback after all! Ten years too late and wrong sport, but what the hell! And even better that you're here, 'cuz now I got all the reason in the world not to roll over and play nice!"