Mod Account for Diatu Magicademy ([personal profile] magicademymods) wrote in [community profile] diatu2019-06-07 03:00 pm
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June Event and Intro Log


June Event and Intro Log



Diatu and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Sundering Midterm Results


    It turns out that inadvertently summoning a horrible demon of immense and terrible power is still worth a passing grade: minus a lot of points for summoning the entirely wrong thing, but enough extra credit for successfully doing something so incredibly over-the-top to make up for it just a little. Meanwhile, something something power of running water, there's a demon imprisoned in the fountain, locked behind a massive magic circle of protection. Its flames neither evaporate the water nor are quenched by it, its lashing pointy tail stabs futilely at the stone in an attempt at petty vandalism, and otherwise it squats with otherworldly patience, claws drumming on its thighs. Till someone comes close, and then it calls out.

    "Come! It is in my power to grant a wish to those who ask! Speak your desire and I shall grant it!"

    Of course, the demon's ability to interpret wishes in an extremely jerkass manner is unparalleled by mortal malice. Still, this doesn't stop those students who think they're clever, can outwit a demon, have a background in legal jargon, or just want a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and-and they don’t want any zombie turkeys, they don’t want to turn into a turkey themselves, and they don’t want any other weird surprises. Needless to say, it has gone well for none of them -- but will you be the one to break the streak?

    As for the circle, it is specifically warded against meddling, so no freeing the demon (accidentally or otherwise). Those who try to touch it or cross through it are promptly hurled with pinpoint accuracy into a nearby pond that has been put there explicitly for this purpose. (Except for Minamimoto -- if HE messes with it, his pants rip themselves off his body, wrap around his head, and haul him away while shouting the multiplication tables incorrectly.)


Potent Potables


    Students work hard, and they play hard. Around midterms, this often takes the form of picnics with unreserved and unrestricted access to not just copious amounts of barbecue and potato salad, but also alcohol. From fine wines to barrels of beer to Liverpunch Whiskey, all sorts of offerings pop up at the parties that occupy space along the Walk or outside the Towers and Keep. Anastara, you see, has no legal drinking age; like most of the Tenscore Kingdoms, children grow up with alcohol, and generally its consumption is seen as no major event and no special treat. And it simply hasn't occurred to anyone that other cultures on other worlds might not function the same.

    So enjoy a picnic, but also enjoy your free access to the wonders of intoxication.


Physical Challenge (aka the Prompt Least Likely To Cause Suffering)


    Healthy body, healthy mind, the saying goes. Professors Trammel and Kith, adherents to this philosophy, have begun holding extracurricular exercise groups during the off hours. Students can learn proper weightlifting techniques for endurance as well as strength, jog around the campus in groups, play impromptu games that get the body moving, or even just practice slow stretches and what other worlds might call 'yoga'. Captain Lominia aggressively prowls the area, looking for people to scoop into bala-inlota exercises -- far more grueling and dangerous to succeed at if you don't want to be badgered onto the student team, but amazing workouts either way. And Headmaster Birony has set up a fairly extreme obstacle course straight out of a ninja challenge, overseen by Professor Porfsin from behind a cannon which magically flings beanbags at the participants. Those who make it through receive a pie from the Headmaster, who it turns out apparently can make a really darn tasty pie.


Research On the Sundered


    With the arrival of the Sundered come those wizards engaged in research on their presence here, now set to investigate what brought them here and how to get them home. All newly-arrived Sundered students are asked to meet with representatives of the research team, to introduce themselves and relate what they will of their homes. In addition, the team requests samples of blood, hair, and skin -- carefully magically collected, and the researchers will sign in the presence of the Sundered a Glyphed contract that forbids them from using the samples for a purpose they know will be harmful. (They quite understand your reasons to be suspicious of this collection! And they will not compel anyone who refuses even given these conditions.)

    This month, the researchers wish for you to engage in some sort of conflict, clash, or battle with your fellow Sundered. Spars with blunted weapons are the obvious choice, but games of strategy like go, shogi, or Fantastic Foils are also an option. A rousing debate will do as well -- anything that raises passion and energy. The team explains that they've found many of the Sundered who they interviewed have recently been through some sort of conflict or trouble on their world, and they wish to see if there's any magically-measurable aspect they share when challenged.


Wonders Await


    Diatu Magicademy is open to you in all its glory. Except for the fountain. You can't swim in the fountain till they figure out how to banish the demon.
couldabeenturbo: (dewin' it my way)

[personal profile] couldabeenturbo 2019-06-09 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe I'll share it if I win," he shot back, grinning cockily as he dodged so low to avoid a bean bag that it was a wonder he wasn't eating dirt. "What's the maaaaagic word?"
hyperdrivemonalisa: (I beg your pardon?)

[personal profile] hyperdrivemonalisa 2019-06-09 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ohhh, please!" Isabel said. She meant it, partially--she'd been raised to be polite--but there was a tone of 'oh, really?' to it, too. She hadn't been an Olympian to lose to a duck! Even if it had only been the junior flavor.

She did a parkour move and jump over one of the larger limbs--and then a flip to avoid one of those bean bags, kicking it back the way it came. She stumbled a little on the landing, but Isabel didn't go down. She'd give this duck kid a run for his money!!
couldabeenturbo: (did we dew it?)

[personal profile] couldabeenturbo 2019-06-09 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
He was not about to admit that he was impressed by the parkour, not at all. He'd been trying to hone his own for strategic treasure-hunting-trap-avoidance purposes back home, but he wasn't quite at a level he was satisfied with yet.

But if a strange featherless person twice his height and size could do it, so could he, right? He gave it a try ... only to get knocked down by a beanbag to the blind spot.

"Ow, no fair!"
hyperdrivemonalisa: (Crap I'm sorry)

[personal profile] hyperdrivemonalisa 2019-06-12 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Which only made her stop. Though Isabel still was ducking, bobbing, and weaving as Porsfin took her for an easier target--fat chance, buddy.

"Hey, are you okay?" she asked, hopping down from her position. Starting over wasn't that big of a deal to her--making sure the little duck kid was okay? Far more important, in her book!
couldabeenturbo: (know what to dew)

[personal profile] couldabeenturbo 2019-06-18 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh?" He picked himself up and shook it off, smiling. He was pretty impressed that a complete stranger wanted to make sure he was okay instead of just straight up taking advantage of his getting beaned and smoking him. "Yeah, it's cool! I've survived way more airplane crashes than I can count, so this is nothing. Ready on three?"
hyperdrivemonalisa: (you're freaking me out)

[personal profile] hyperdrivemonalisa 2019-06-19 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Airplane crashes??" She stared down at the duck a moment. "Dude, are you sure? You didn't get pulled from an Alive scenario, did you? Can't be, you look too healthy for that." It's not even a slam.

Isabel laughed, then. "Yeah, on three!"
couldabeenturbo: (dewin' it my way)

[personal profile] couldabeenturbo 2019-06-19 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I'm sure! Launchpad crashes all the time, it's kind of how he does stuff. But he's super cool otherwise, so it evens out. READYONETWOTHREE!"

Annnnnd he's off, leaping back onto the course toward the series of suspended platforms swinging over a moat.
hyperdrivemonalisa: (Default)

[personal profile] hyperdrivemonalisa 2019-06-21 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Luckily she'd expected that. She had younger siblings, after all. "Oh, he's an 'explosions mean progress' type, huh?" So Isabel wasn't quite as far behind Dewey as he might have hoped. Plus, longer legs!

"My grandpa's like that, but that's also kind of a family motto, you know? Even if I don't have the last name for it!" She couldn't help but laugh at that.
couldabeenturbo: (know what to dew)

[personal profile] couldabeenturbo 2019-06-26 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Darn those longer legs! He's never raced against anyone with legs as long as hers, and soon she's gaining ground, even if he does manage to make it through the platforms without biffing it. On to the next obstacle!

"Why, what's your last name?"
hyperdrivemonalisa: (bemused)

[personal profile] hyperdrivemonalisa 2019-06-27 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Knight. But that's entirely a Valkonan proverb," Isabel said, chuckling. She's pressing Dewey hard, but to her, this is more of a friendly game and/or workout. She could smoke him, but why? He's a cute kid and clearly doing his best.

"Dad's more a businessman, though he left a lot of that to my aunt Andrea, too!"