Mod Account for Diatu Magicademy ([personal profile] magicademymods) wrote in [community profile] diatu2019-06-07 03:00 pm
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June Event and Intro Log


June Event and Intro Log



Diatu and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Sundering Midterm Results


    It turns out that inadvertently summoning a horrible demon of immense and terrible power is still worth a passing grade: minus a lot of points for summoning the entirely wrong thing, but enough extra credit for successfully doing something so incredibly over-the-top to make up for it just a little. Meanwhile, something something power of running water, there's a demon imprisoned in the fountain, locked behind a massive magic circle of protection. Its flames neither evaporate the water nor are quenched by it, its lashing pointy tail stabs futilely at the stone in an attempt at petty vandalism, and otherwise it squats with otherworldly patience, claws drumming on its thighs. Till someone comes close, and then it calls out.

    "Come! It is in my power to grant a wish to those who ask! Speak your desire and I shall grant it!"

    Of course, the demon's ability to interpret wishes in an extremely jerkass manner is unparalleled by mortal malice. Still, this doesn't stop those students who think they're clever, can outwit a demon, have a background in legal jargon, or just want a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and-and they don’t want any zombie turkeys, they don’t want to turn into a turkey themselves, and they don’t want any other weird surprises. Needless to say, it has gone well for none of them -- but will you be the one to break the streak?

    As for the circle, it is specifically warded against meddling, so no freeing the demon (accidentally or otherwise). Those who try to touch it or cross through it are promptly hurled with pinpoint accuracy into a nearby pond that has been put there explicitly for this purpose. (Except for Minamimoto -- if HE messes with it, his pants rip themselves off his body, wrap around his head, and haul him away while shouting the multiplication tables incorrectly.)


Potent Potables


    Students work hard, and they play hard. Around midterms, this often takes the form of picnics with unreserved and unrestricted access to not just copious amounts of barbecue and potato salad, but also alcohol. From fine wines to barrels of beer to Liverpunch Whiskey, all sorts of offerings pop up at the parties that occupy space along the Walk or outside the Towers and Keep. Anastara, you see, has no legal drinking age; like most of the Tenscore Kingdoms, children grow up with alcohol, and generally its consumption is seen as no major event and no special treat. And it simply hasn't occurred to anyone that other cultures on other worlds might not function the same.

    So enjoy a picnic, but also enjoy your free access to the wonders of intoxication.


Physical Challenge (aka the Prompt Least Likely To Cause Suffering)


    Healthy body, healthy mind, the saying goes. Professors Trammel and Kith, adherents to this philosophy, have begun holding extracurricular exercise groups during the off hours. Students can learn proper weightlifting techniques for endurance as well as strength, jog around the campus in groups, play impromptu games that get the body moving, or even just practice slow stretches and what other worlds might call 'yoga'. Captain Lominia aggressively prowls the area, looking for people to scoop into bala-inlota exercises -- far more grueling and dangerous to succeed at if you don't want to be badgered onto the student team, but amazing workouts either way. And Headmaster Birony has set up a fairly extreme obstacle course straight out of a ninja challenge, overseen by Professor Porfsin from behind a cannon which magically flings beanbags at the participants. Those who make it through receive a pie from the Headmaster, who it turns out apparently can make a really darn tasty pie.


Research On the Sundered


    With the arrival of the Sundered come those wizards engaged in research on their presence here, now set to investigate what brought them here and how to get them home. All newly-arrived Sundered students are asked to meet with representatives of the research team, to introduce themselves and relate what they will of their homes. In addition, the team requests samples of blood, hair, and skin -- carefully magically collected, and the researchers will sign in the presence of the Sundered a Glyphed contract that forbids them from using the samples for a purpose they know will be harmful. (They quite understand your reasons to be suspicious of this collection! And they will not compel anyone who refuses even given these conditions.)

    This month, the researchers wish for you to engage in some sort of conflict, clash, or battle with your fellow Sundered. Spars with blunted weapons are the obvious choice, but games of strategy like go, shogi, or Fantastic Foils are also an option. A rousing debate will do as well -- anything that raises passion and energy. The team explains that they've found many of the Sundered who they interviewed have recently been through some sort of conflict or trouble on their world, and they wish to see if there's any magically-measurable aspect they share when challenged.


Wonders Await


    Diatu Magicademy is open to you in all its glory. Except for the fountain. You can't swim in the fountain till they figure out how to banish the demon.
talkyourwayout: (Chill)

[personal profile] talkyourwayout 2019-06-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, so you are new," Louie commented. He paused to take a bite of fish, chewed and swallowed, the continued. "Well, welcome to the school - you're right, it's not all bad. It's not great, either, though. Especially not with the ghost dragon thing."
zanarkandian: (do i pass?)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-06-08 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Yup. Name's Tidus. Nice to meet you."

He gives his classmate a smile and a nod, but that catches his attention. "Wait...wait, did you say ghost dragon? Did it try to hurt you?"
talkyourwayout: (Wince)

[personal profile] talkyourwayout 2019-06-08 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Louie. Nice to meet you, too. And well.." Louie flinched at the memory. "It was really only trying to hurt this other monster... Thing, I guess, but it was still freaky."
zanarkandian: (Default)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-06-08 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Oof. I can imagine. Does that kind of thing happen a lot around here?"

Should he be trying to re-acquire a sword ASAP, in other words?

[personal profile] talkyourwayout 2019-06-08 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
"It's really only happened once like that, but there was the golem that went nuts, too," Louie mumbled, his expression souring further. Basically, any instance of danger was more danger than he wanted to deal with.
zanarkandian: (spotting a monster)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-06-09 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Geez, is this a school or an arena? I guess we're expected to use this magic to protect ourselves, huh?"

He really doesn't like the sound of that. He's really, really more of a sword guy.
talkyourwayout: (Confused)

[personal profile] talkyourwayout 2019-06-09 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Kind of?" Louie half-guesses. "I mean, these things weren't expected at all, so they weren't like... Tests we had to do a certain way. And actually, that's right, magic didn't even work on the big ones."

He shrugs. "Like... The golem, I got that guy to slip on soapy water so me and my friend could get away."
zanarkandian: (Default)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-06-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Nice one," Tidus grins, complimenting the student's skill. "I guess that sort of makes sense. What we're learning's kind of useless if we can't use it in the real world, right?"

Not that he's the expert on what's real. He laughs and shrugs. "Thanks for the advice. Looks like there's not gonna be too many dull moments here...should I be worried right now?"
talkyourwayout: (Excited)

[personal profile] talkyourwayout 2019-06-12 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Louie sits up a little taller at the compliment, smiling. "Thanks."

"And maybe, I don't know. I was worried about it for a couple of weeks, but it hasn't come back out yet, so I guess it's okay."
zanarkandian: (washed up)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-06-14 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Good. See? We'll be fine if we stick together...I just. Might have to find something pointy to swing because I don't know these spells yet. Sound good?"
talkyourwayout: (Easygoing)

[personal profile] talkyourwayout 2019-06-15 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I'm not going to stop you," Louie said with a shrug. "Actually, I saw a lot of Forged items and stuff being sold in the Third Ring the past few days."

He paused, because he should explain some of that. "Forged items have magical properties or abilities, and the Third Ring is like the shopping area."
zanarkandian: (Default)

[personal profile] zanarkandian 2019-06-21 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
"So, like...enchanted swords, and things? And shields too. If you're gonna fight, you can't ignore your defense. Learned that the hard way a few times."

And he's still got the scars to show for it, apparently. He ruffles his own hair and laughs.

[personal profile] talkyourwayout 2019-06-22 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I think it can be anything," Louie confirmed. "Weapons seem to be a big one, though."