June Event and Intro Log
Diatu and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Sundering Midterm Results
It turns out that inadvertently summoning a horrible demon of immense and terrible power is still worth a passing grade: minus a lot of points for summoning the entirely wrong thing, but enough extra credit for successfully doing something so incredibly over-the-top to make up for it just a little. Meanwhile, something something power of running water, there's a demon imprisoned in the fountain, locked behind a massive magic circle of protection. Its flames neither evaporate the water nor are quenched by it, its lashing pointy tail stabs futilely at the stone in an attempt at petty vandalism, and otherwise it squats with otherworldly patience, claws drumming on its thighs. Till someone comes close, and then it calls out.
"Come! It is in my power to grant a wish to those who ask! Speak your desire and I shall grant it!"
Of course, the demon's ability to interpret wishes in an extremely jerkass manner is unparalleled by mortal malice. Still, this doesn't stop those students who think they're clever, can outwit a demon, have a background in legal jargon, or just want a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and-and they don’t want any zombie turkeys, they don’t want to turn into a turkey themselves, and they don’t want any other weird surprises. Needless to say, it has gone well for none of them -- but will you be the one to break the streak?
As for the circle, it is specifically warded against meddling, so no freeing the demon (accidentally or otherwise). Those who try to touch it or cross through it are promptly hurled with pinpoint accuracy into a nearby pond that has been put there explicitly for this purpose. (Except for Minamimoto -- if HE messes with it, his pants rip themselves off his body, wrap around his head, and haul him away while shouting the multiplication tables incorrectly.)
Potent Potables
Students work hard, and they play hard. Around midterms, this often takes the form of picnics with unreserved and unrestricted access to not just copious amounts of barbecue and potato salad, but also alcohol. From fine wines to barrels of beer to Liverpunch Whiskey, all sorts of offerings pop up at the parties that occupy space along the Walk or outside the Towers and Keep. Anastara, you see, has no legal drinking age; like most of the Tenscore Kingdoms, children grow up with alcohol, and generally its consumption is seen as no major event and no special treat. And it simply hasn't occurred to anyone that other cultures on other worlds might not function the same.
So enjoy a picnic, but also enjoy your free access to the wonders of intoxication.
Physical Challenge (aka the Prompt Least Likely To Cause Suffering)
Healthy body, healthy mind, the saying goes. Professors Trammel and Kith, adherents to this philosophy, have begun holding extracurricular exercise groups during the off hours. Students can learn proper weightlifting techniques for endurance as well as strength, jog around the campus in groups, play impromptu games that get the body moving, or even just practice slow stretches and what other worlds might call 'yoga'. Captain Lominia aggressively prowls the area, looking for people to scoop into bala-inlota exercises -- far more grueling and dangerous to succeed at if you don't want to be badgered onto the student team, but amazing workouts either way. And Headmaster Birony has set up a fairly extreme obstacle course straight out of a ninja challenge, overseen by Professor Porfsin from behind a cannon which magically flings beanbags at the participants. Those who make it through receive a pie from the Headmaster, who it turns out apparently can make a really darn tasty pie.
Research On the Sundered
With the arrival of the Sundered come those wizards engaged in research on their presence here, now set to investigate what brought them here and how to get them home. All newly-arrived Sundered students are asked to meet with representatives of the research team, to introduce themselves and relate what they will of their homes. In addition, the team requests samples of blood, hair, and skin -- carefully magically collected, and the researchers will sign in the presence of the Sundered a Glyphed contract that forbids them from using the samples for a purpose they know will be harmful. (They quite understand your reasons to be suspicious of this collection! And they will not compel anyone who refuses even given these conditions.)
This month, the researchers wish for you to engage in some sort of conflict, clash, or battle with your fellow Sundered. Spars with blunted weapons are the obvious choice, but games of strategy like go, shogi, or Fantastic Foils are also an option. A rousing debate will do as well -- anything that raises passion and energy. The team explains that they've found many of the Sundered who they interviewed have recently been through some sort of conflict or trouble on their world, and they wish to see if there's any magically-measurable aspect they share when challenged.
Wonders Await
Diatu Magicademy is open to you in all its glory. Except for the fountain. You can't swim in the fountain till they figure out how to banish the demon. |
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diatu2019-06-07 03:00 pm
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Oh? Why not?
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[As for the course...]
It's easy! This is my third time!
[... but then again, she's been trained by a super spy since birth...]
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"Easy". [ he adds the air quotes and gives a laugh, but does start making his way to the front. honestly he probably won't do terrible, since he had worked out for a short time, but he's also not going to be breaking any records and it'll be a wonder if he doesn't fall off at least twice. ]
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To cheer him on, of course!]
You can do it, Yugi! I believe in you! Go, Yugi!
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[ and he didn't even fall once! ]
T- That was, that... that was actually pretty fun...
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At the end of it all.]
You did a great job!
Now, let's do it again!
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O- Okay, sure, I just need... just a minute. [ he's going to wander over to the benches to grab a cup of water, which he splashes on his face like it'll somehow help. ] Ok. Let's see if I can do it a bit faster this time. Maybe one of these days I'll come close to almost beating you. [ he laughs, rolling his shoulders and cracking his back as he approaches the start again. ]
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[She doesn't mean to sound so condescending!!! She's just. Not good socially.]
But beating your old record is just as good!
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For now that's as good as it's going to get.
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... Well, you're not a Duck, but it still applies!
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[ he chuckles. ] No, not a duck, but maybe I'll work my way up to an honorary one?
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I don't see why not! I'm one!
... I mean, Duck as in family name, I'm clearly an actual duck in species sense.
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Family name, yeah, though magic could probably help with the latter, at least temporarily.
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Her eyes widen.]
Yeah... YEAH! I bet there's totally a spell here that can change our bodies!
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[ this should backfire and they should totally switch bodies instead of making their bodies change sometime. ]
There's got to be! We should look into it sometime and give it a go!
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I'm totally putting that on my research list! Boy, it's a long list now.
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I'm not surprised. I can add it to my list too, and maybe we can reconvene sometime to get our research on!
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Team Body Change for the win!
[... there has to be a better name for it.]
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[ and they can work on the name. ]
I'll let you know if I find out anything. I could use a bit of a break from this [ motions to the obstacle course. ] so I might hit up the library.
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[... maybe yuuig should run. as in, the opposite direction.]
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[ running!!! ]