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May Event and Intro Log


May Event and Intro Log



DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY



May I Have This Dance?


    Though Diatu Magicademy has its share of social events, few capture the attention of the student body quite like the Twilight Ball -- that magical once-a-year dance that crosses the change of day into night and is given over entirely to the dance itself. The focus is not on political visitors, rival schools, local government, or hitting up alumni for money; it is entirely about the pleasure that comes from accompanying a charming and attractive person onto the dance floor and cutting the proverbial rug.

    It is entirely possible the Twilight Ball is beloved because the general student body is aggressively amorous, but no one admits that out loud.

    With the dance on the horizon, the mission of the day becomes finding a partner -- or asking the prettiest or nicest or most tsundere to the ball before anyone else does. The Sundered are particularly popular by virtue of being new, so students may find themselves fending off invitations or even crowds of people interested in being seen on their arms. Even the younger Sundered have a few people in their age group who'd like to pretend they're just as adult as the older students.

    To avoid the mob, one strategy is to find someone else in dire straits and agree to be their date, thus giving both of you protection now and then. Another, stranger, vastly more unorthodox strategy is to actually ask someone out legitimately... if you've got the guts.

    (The third strategy is to go with Headmaster Birony, who has been occasionally heard to bemoan loudly and publicly that she has nobody, HINT HINT. But who could possibly be THAT desperate?)


Love Is In The Water


    Love potions are absolutely, positively, one hundred percent forbidden, on the grounds they tread far too close to the supremely black Curriculum of Dictation. This ultimate and unforgiving ban is every bit as effective as Anastara's rules limiting the speed of carts in the street to a horse's walk.

    So, yes, there's love potion in the water. Someone spilled an entire bucket in the river. These things happen. Luckily, as diluted as it is, the potion doesn't reach the levels of obsessive compulsion that the worst of them can; a person drinking a unfortunate draught instead simply finds themselves attracted in a weird and sharp sort of way to the first person they lay their eyes on, for a period of about thirty minutes.

    Diatu Magicademy is an inclusive and progressive institution, and consequently these potions affect and can target all manner of beings, from ducks and wolf-shifters to robots and dragons. They are pretty convenient about failing to bring about really skeevy pairings, though, so don't worry about being Hot For Professor.


Special Delivery (aka the Least Embarrassing Prompt, which is a sad state of affairs)


    A quick, easy, profitable way to make some money this time of year is by delivering messages, packages, parcels, and treats to students who've caught the eye of another. Whether anonymous or gloriously identified, small token of esteem or bristling bundles of roses and chocolates, the population of the Magicademy takes particular delight in letting others know their feelings. Not always positive feelings, either -- glitter-bomb rejections have only recently begun to diminish in popularity, being replaced by Pie-To-The-Face spells.

    An enterprising student who adds their own spin to this hallowed ceremony of delivery can make bank; singing and performance are popular ways to enhance a message among Valhudor students, and a recent trend finds quartets delivering acapella harmonies to the recipients of love notes. But simple note hauling can still be worth your while... so long as you don't find yourself delivering a creepy confession from a weirdo to one of your dear friends. What are the odds of that happening, though?


Research On the Sundered


    With the arrival of the Sundered come those wizards engaged in research on their presence here, now set to investigate what brought them here and how to get them home. All newly-arrived Sundered students are asked to meet with representatives of the research team, to introduce themselves and relate what they will of their homes. In addition, the team requests samples of blood, hair, and skin -- carefully magically collected, and the researchers will sign in the presence of the Sundered a Glyphed contract that forbids them from using the samples for a purpose they know will be harmful. (They quite understand your reasons to be suspicious of this collection! And they will not compel anyone who refuses even given these conditions.)

    This month, however, the research team informs its applicants that there is no magic being performed. Instead, they ask you to participate in partnered interviews, in which two Sundered compare their worlds and ask each other questions while the researchers take notes. They explain that they wish to find commonalities and differences between worlds, in the hopes that this will help them identify a larger pattern in how the Sundered were brought here.

    How is this bad enough to merit earning a reward this month? As it happens, the researchers who sit with the pair have an Intimation Crystal, which shines red every time someone speaks to deceive in its presence.
    Lie or omit information or cover with half-truths and the interviewer will ask you to go back and try again -- and they encourage you to speak on everything you can. You might end up venturing into dark or unpleasant territory in these interviews...




DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY



Welp, This Happened


    A quiet weekend morning is abruptly quiet no longer.

    With a tumultuous shuddering and an eerie, whistling roar, the first tendril of a far mightier being surges out of a wall on campus, venturing into the cloud-shadowed outdoors for the first time in its existence in this plane. Then, like a cloak shrugged off, the outbuilding it emerged from rises up only to crash to the ground as the Sundered creature rises up to claim it glory.

    It is a nightmare, a horror. A terrible, indescribable thing as large as a small building —a shapeless agglutination of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of light. For some inexplicable reason, it is colored in bands of purple, black, and gold, and several parts of it sprout white feathers.

    That's the bad news.

    The bad news is that this existential threat to reality does not go unnoticed, nor unchallenged. Mere moment after the Sundered creature makes it presence known, a cold wind begins to blow. The temperature abruptly drops thirty degrees, leaving those around in a clammy and miserable chill that feels like they've passed their whole body through one of the ghosts of Makerion Keep. This estimation is not too far wrong, for the pale off-white dragon that emerges from the clouds above is translucent and ethereal, save for the shining eyes of coldest blue that fix on the beast like pinpoints of fire.

    What a ghost dragon is doing here is anyone's guess, but when it opens its jaw to unleash a withering cone of necrotic energy at the Sundered creature, it demonstrates plainly that it will not brook this interloper on its domain.

    In other words, Diatu Magicademy is now home to a kaiju fight. That's the bad news.

    The BAD news is that both these creatures are, by their very nature, incredibly resistant to magic. So even as the professors spill out and split duties of getting students to safety and fending them off, the two beasts barely notice the arcane energy flashing through the air as they begin vigorously brawling.

    Thank goodness this is a weekend, or else you'd all have some serious trouble getting to class on time.


Wonders Await?


    Diatu Magicademy is open to you in all its glory. But maybe you should deal with that mess first? We're just saying.
gender_neutral: (HOW DARE YOU?)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
"BECAUSE THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS INANE EXPERIMENT!"
sevenyearsasleep: (concern)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, and I've learned lots about other people's worlds. It was fun! You don't care about my world, and you haven't said anything about your world, so, why bother?"


gender_neutral: (Fury And Anger)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
"If you actually somehow hold the secret to time travel then SHARE IT." Someone might be seething. Time was a power even the soul splice hadn't offered.
sevenyearsasleep: (Default)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
"I told you, I use the Ocarina of Time. Certain songs have different powers. One of those powers is Time Travel, another is changing day to night, another can make it rain--"
gender_neutral: (Two Round Casting)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
V's teeth were clenched and words forced their way through. "No, you said you have a magic Ocarina and Sword. You said nothing about how they were utilized."
sevenyearsasleep: (sip)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not sure you'd understand."

That...that might be a smirk.
gender_neutral: (Morons! The Lot Of You!)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
"I HAVE A HIGHER WISDOM MODIFIER THAN YOU HAVE FOR A STAT! I REGULARLY TELL THE FORCES OF SCIENCE AND NATURAL LAW TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! MY COMPREHENSION WILL ONLY BE LIMITED BY YOUR INEPT EXPLANATIONS!"
sevenyearsasleep: (are you kidding me)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Link decided he was done talking to this guy. He didn't need Link's help, and he just seemed to want to hear himself talk.

He gave a hopeful glance to the researchers to see if he could leave or maybe find a partner who wasn't as crazy.
gender_neutral: (I prepared Explosive Runes This Morning)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Fine. you want proof I have an Int and Wis score high enough to understand?"

"V, you're going to get arrested again," Willard pointed out.

V was past caring. Out came a scrap of parchment and a pen. A quick scribble later and the parchment was folded and offered to Link. "I trust you'll find my credentials in order."

The truth crystal had no freaking clue what to do with this thing that was neither a lie nor truth.
sevenyearsasleep: (wot)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
"What are credentials? I mean, you just wrote that yourself, so it's not like someone important wrote it, like a princess or something."

Link didn't move to take it just yet.
gender_neutral: (You Are An Idiot.)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
"And yet it will serve to prove my arcane capabilities quite well."

Well, that much was more or less true.
sevenyearsasleep: (are you kidding me)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah right, you probably just wrote a rude word or something."
gender_neutral: (It's one word ONE WORD)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
"I assure you that what is in the paper is not a verbal or linguistic vulgarity." V pointed to the truth crystal that verified the truth of the statement. "Nor is it a crude image."
sevenyearsasleep: (explaining)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Link shrugged.

"It's probably not nice. Probably just telling me off in fancy talk writing."
gender_neutral: (Please do not remind  me of all I have d)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I am by no means or measure nice. I have never claimed to be that I can recall, at least not without heavy doses of sarcasm, and perhaps even not then."
sevenyearsasleep: (are you kidding me)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Then you can keep your mean note, thanks."

gender_neutral: (Talking To The Party)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
He even sounded like the Bard. "you were put in this world just to test me weren't you?" V asked, exhausted and disgusted, tucking the spell away for later use.
sevenyearsasleep: (fire warm)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
"I think you're over-estimating your own importance, professor."
gender_neutral: (Remorse)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
"As I seem to be the only decent source of drama or humour this strip has at the moment, and I am listed as a main character in the bios section, I rather suspect that I am not."
sevenyearsasleep: (apples)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Link glanced at a researcher. "Do I wanna know?"
gender_neutral: (But That Was Not The Intent)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Just promise me you are not another recurring villain being set up. We have too many of those trying to stop us from saving reality as it is."
sevenyearsasleep: (wot)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
"No offense, but, I'm not entirely sure you should be trying save...reality...you don't really seem well equipped for it."

gender_neutral: (Out of Line)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Of the two of us, I assure you I am the far more equipped party member."
sevenyearsasleep: (apples)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] sevenyearsasleep 2019-05-14 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Party member?"
gender_neutral: (Haley might be wrong)

Re: Research on the Sundered

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-14 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, I am the primary spell arcane spell caster for my party."