PREPARE TO BE EITHER EDUCATED V ITERATED - OTA

[grim_heaper]

Who: Minamimoto and any unfortunates in his Art, Math, or PE classes
Where: Various classrooms, outside for PE
When: April
Warnings: Violence mentions, possible actual violence. Threats against students. Math. Lots of math. So much math.



"Alright you Zetta sons of digits, listen up, or prepare to be iterated!"

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Art Class

[grim_heaper]

A new trash heap filled the center of the classroom.


"Alright you zeros, time to add some beauty to this world. Everyone is to go out and find something someone else threw away and bring it back here. We're going to show how to subtract the garbage to add to our art. NOW GO!"

P.E.

[grim_heaper]

"Alright, listen up you factoring hectopascals. Today is all about combat. That means you, plus a large stick trying to subtract the other person's large stick. Pair up."

Maths

[grim_heaper]

And of course the class we've all been waiting for, math. On each student's desk is a photocopy of the circle described here. Minamimoto was sitting on his desk. "Now as any zero knows, Pi is a little over three. Specifically," and then he ranted off the first three hundred digits of pie, from memory, without taking a breath.

When he finished he looked at all of them. "That circle breaks that fundamental law of math. SO. The problem for you factoring hectopascals is to explain it. Best mathematical proof that makes sense of it gets a plus to their grade and a special extra credit reward. Get working."

He was determined to figure it out himself, of course, and didn't expect any of them to get the answer, but one never knew where one could learn new math tricks....