diatu | PREPARE TO BE EITHER EDUCATED V ITERATED

PREPARE TO BE EITHER EDUCATED V ITERATED - OTA

Who: Minamimoto and any unfortunates in his Art, Math, or PE classes
Where: Various classrooms, outside for PE
When: April
Warnings: Violence mentions, possible actual violence. Threats against students. Math. Lots of math. So much math.

"Alright you Zetta sons of digits, listen up, or prepare to be iterated!"

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"Math is math, subtract the probably. It is one hundred, you zetta son of a digit."

"That's what I said."

"You said probably. Math is more a science than science is. Now, if that equals 100, how much is missing?"

"Er...eighty?"

He twitched. "The two angles make a circle, a circle is three sixty, so if you only accounted for a hundred, what the factoring hectopascal are you missing? This is basic stuff you zetta moron!"

"Yeah, well, I've never been to school before."

Link shrugged. "Two-hundred-and-sixty."

"Well you're here now. Alright then, so if the grand total equals three sixty and one of the two angles is acute at twenty, the other has to be reflexive at...."

He had plans for this kid now. Never been to school? How zetta lame! That was garbage. Time to CRUNCH add it to the heap.