diatu | PREPARE TO BE EITHER EDUCATED V ITERATED

PREPARE TO BE EITHER EDUCATED V ITERATED - OTA

Who: Minamimoto and any unfortunates in his Art, Math, or PE classes
Where: Various classrooms, outside for PE
When: April
Warnings: Violence mentions, possible actual violence. Threats against students. Math. Lots of math. So much math.

"Alright you Zetta sons of digits, listen up, or prepare to be iterated!"

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An equation for you, Sho.

Megaphone + Hylian Ears + Sensitive Hearing = One Stick to a Megaphone.

It was an automatic reflex on Link's part, whipping around with the stick, making contact with the megaphone. The Hylian was mortified when he realized he'd just came within an inch of smacking his professor with a weapon.

"Um. Sorry...?"

There would be a small muffled explosion between them, as the megaphone went flying. He waved his fingers scowling at it.
Guess who had turned that thing into a magical murder weapon?

"You Zetta son of a digit! Drop and give me twenty!"

Link looked confused. He had no idea what his professor was actually asking for, but, he carefully sat on the gym floor, and dug some of the local currency out of his gym shoes.

Twenty, to be exact, which he held out to Sho, obediently, if utterly baffled.

He rubbed his face. Every zero here had to be different. "Twenty! Not money! Digits of pi you factoring hectopascal!"

"Digits of....wait, do you mean that weird code someone put on the bulletin board?"

Link thought for a moment. "Um. That was....3.14159. But, that's as far as I got, until I could figure out what it's for."

He glared. "3.14159265358979323846!" he barked. "Learn your number chains, you factoring hectopascal!"

"....what do numbers have to do with physical education?"

"I'm the teacher," he pointed out. "So I can add whatever to the class that I want. So you, you zero, are going to do 3.14 laps or you will be Erased!"

Link shifted his stick back to his left hand. "I can run laps."

He glanced at a fellow classmate. "Does he threaten to kill everyone?" The other student looked like a deer in the headlights and turned back to their partner.

He started his laps, still holding the stick, ready to defend himself if he had to.

He would stand and watch a moment before going to "help" one of the other pairs. And the answer was yes.

Link shook his head, tightening his grip on the stick as he ran past his professor. He'd been told to be respectful and polite with his professors, but, he was fairly certain he didn't have to extend that courtesy if the guy attacked.

He would glance to make sure the boy found a partner when he was done with laps.

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