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September Event Log
The reason? Cheap cheap grain from the Efrecka Principality, where the court wizard advanced agriculture by leaps and bounds through the simple act of blessing the rains. In fact, such is the bounty that numerous restaurants, street vendors, and stall merchants have begun offering samples to the public, under the not-at-all-alarming principle of "the first one is free". And while this technique is actually producing dividends (unlike previous tactics of "an offer you can't refuse" and "those are nice kneecaps, it'd be a shame if someone broke them because you didn't buy a knave sandwich"), no one quite accounted for the interaction of magic-infused grain and whatever weirdness courses through the Sundered. So what happens? Well, ever heard of "potion miscibility" rules? Maybe you start breathing fire or acid. Maybe you're terribly flatulent, dizzy, confused, or inexplicably forgotten by gravity. Maybe something wonderful happens and you sprout awesome wings. Maybe something terrible happens and you sprout awesome wings from your nostrils. Whatever the case, you're on an adventure now, for however long this lasts...
So the Magicademy has offered to pay the Sundered a fair and decent wage for various jobs around the school. Groundskeeping, for example, has fallen behind while Meliandre Tomekin has reluctantly taken her golem servitors offline for a much needed dezanyfication. Students can earn their way by wrangling leaves and plants trying to get ready for winter. For the more prideful, pairs of Sundered can give tours of the facilities to prospective students and their families. Headmaster Birony has an opening for a test dummy, if you feel life is no longer worth living. Whatever your flavor of labor, you can find a way to make some extra dough. Or money, since the dough is probably magical and dangerous as detailed one prompt up.
So as part of classes, and part of homework, aspiring wizards are casting, conjuring, creating, and changing objects with dramatic gestures and waving wands, all focused on the ground in front of them. Needless to say, some results are particularly spectacular. A geyser of water? A rock the size of a building? Blinding light? Accidentally Modifying your partner's pants? The sky's the limit, and we mean that literally, because you probably don't have the magical wherewithal to achieve escape velocity yet.
Needless to say, much of these courses goes over poorly with the student body, but one section in particularly has an unusually strong grip: Style. No one, absolutely no one, can deny that Professor Trammel has and understands style, and he is exceptionally willing to share that benefit with you. The cut of suits, the length of dresses, the proper fit of vests, the flow of capes and cloaks, the power of iconic appearances and distinct silhouettes... he is a master of all these things, and the spells necessary to achieve them. Already, many students are going about campus looking far more snappy than ever before. Is this the time to take on a new look? Or maybe you have an old one from home you'd like to recreate? Could his advice on self-care benefit you? Or maybe you're just determined not to change... ![]() YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM. |


I'm an Adult*
Beetlejuice highly, highly, resented the courtesy classes. He sat hunched at a desk, carving obscenities into the top with a claw, while his hair stayed at fire-engine red, broadcasting his displeasure for all to see.
"This sucks!" he blurted out, for the tenth time in an hour, making a rude gesture at anyone who bothered looking his way at this point. "I'm a demon, we're supposed to be rude!"
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At this particular class, she was trying to focus on writing notes down on her notebook when Beetlejuice raged on for the umpteenth time that she lost her concentration to see him being enraged and ranting with his hair in a flaming red. Do demons change colors whenever they have their feelings change? Not really unless you have a Netherworld demon as a fellow House mate.
Sorry BJ, but Lena couldn't stop looking at you in concern and confusion at the same time.
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"This isn't fair," he complained again, less sharply, and more whining. "Why is everyone so stuffy about nicknames? I like nicknames. And I literally can't say my own name, so the Gecko Mayo thing isn't really that big of a deal, right? If I can't even say my own name, it's stupid to expect me to get everyone else's right all the time."
Goldenrod, his shoulder angel/familiar had given up some time ago, and was sitting on the edge of his desk, doing her nails.
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If being an introverted pretty wallflower could be considered as a fate worse than being unable to say one's name by the eyes of Gekronus Maius, she doesn't know what could be worse. Also, she doesn't know exactly why Beetlejuice doesn't bother to get people's names right all the time just yet.
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NOA KAIBA | OTA
Before the matter of a brief part time job comes up- which Noa will say utterly nothing on, on that note, so don't even bother asking- there comes the free Pretzel. For a moment of course, Noa was quite suspicious! There's definitely something wrong here.
But, it was early in the day yet, and before they could really see the tragic side effects of....grains.
And that's why he's here.
Sighing.
Wrapped up in a pretzel tube that sprung from the food he couldn't even get a chance to finish.
"Before you ask," he says to whoever is staring this time, "No, trying to cut it hasn't worked.."
[AN 'ADULT' THREW IT ON THE GROUND]
The less said of his brief work with the Headmaster the better. On the one hand, he doesn't seem particularly scarred or upset or even annoyed. But then again maybe that's another side effect?
Does he even remember what happened?? Actually, were they even testing magic? Maybe Headmaster Birony brought back Breadmaster Hirony for the day, there was definitely enough dough for it.
Now though, Noa is back in business- and dang, is he looking styled. He fell a bit behind on that upon entry to Diatu, but it seems the realization that oh, his student isn't deliberately a walking boring lump when it comes to fashion, he actually intends to listen, does wonders for the learning environment.
So in any case, for at least today, Noa looks pretty darn good.
They'll see how long that lasts. It's not as if he actually has the time and money in this place to do that every day!
"Now, if I drop these notes here... ...hm, except I don't want to have music around the entire day, that's ridiculous...hmmm..."
Also for now, he's got a few glass spheres, a pile of notes, and a lot of muttering while Adelai stands by. "...I wonder if I could grow clothing off of a cotton plant with this."
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Seto is just...staring at the pretzel tube with his stepbrother inside.
"I know I have no room to speak here, with what I was recently trapped in, but. How?"
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"Don't eat any bread products for a few days."
This answers everything yes?
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Harry Potter | Harry Potter (OTA)
Am I a Charity Case? (Or Harry Potter the Not so Reluctant Barista)
Unlike with most of the Sundered or even some of the locals students, Harry has gotten used to working beforehand with his experience as a café barista back in Avalon. So when he learns that he could try to earn a living within Diatu’s campus, he doesn’t mind taking up on the opportunity to work for a living. After all, he is well-aware that money doesn’t grow on trees and he doesn’t want to idle for a long time and losing his sanity from this.
So he got a job of working at the café (or the Anastara equivalent of it) in campus as a barista: brewing drinks, prepping food, manning the cash register, and dealing with
crankystudents and staff with a need for caffeine and their requests and concerns. He might have served Headmistress Birony a couple of times some drinks, though she may or may not remember seeing him often working in the cafe.Feel free to say hi him or bother/nag him at the counter until he loses it (although he hasn’t done it since his time in Avalon, so it does take him longer to react in a not so calm manner these days).
I Threw It on the Ground
“Okay, so it is similar to performing Charms, right?” Harry nervously asks his Thaumaturgy professor as the entire Aer et Calculum house are now outside to do some classes in there.
While he doesn’t get that much answers from Housemaster Loshakle, he assumes that he will have to find that out himself as the class is about to start. His right hand holds its grip on his wand rather tightly, the young man soon finds out that maybe he shouldn’t put too much wrist power into his spells when he accidentally went overboard with casting a tall pillar of dirt, rock, and grass from the ground and it then burst in front of his face with his class watching him in disbelief.
This day has gone on a wrong foot for him and he knows all too well that he had just embarrassed his House for that snafu.
Ground !!
Watching when the pillar comes up in particular.
The boy has to whistle.
"...Impressive." Maybe not so much embarrassing as alarming, at least.
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He is hoping to look for someone who can at least relate to his dilemma or give him some sympathy when he notices Noa watching him forming the pillar from nearby with his House.
“Oh hey, I didn’t mean to cause trouble with my pillar casting,” he informs him while trying (and failing) to downplay his embarrassing failure.
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me, to myself: wow the fantastics are learning foley artistry
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Loki Laufeyson/Odinson | OTA
In many ways, Loki resented that he had to earn money here. But he'd do what he must to survive. It wasn't as if he hadn't done far more unsavory things to earn his way before. He still hoped he might secure a student-teaching position.
None of this showed in his manner however, as he was paired with another of the Sundered. While he couldn't claim to know the school well, playing Tour Guide would help with his own learning of the grounds. So he's waiting in the courtyard for both his partner, and a group to gather so that he can get this job over with.
I'm an Adult
It was natural, given his preferred clothing, that Loki be mistaken and lumped in with Gekronus Maius students. And he found this class tedious, considering he was already taking Etiquette. But he could admit Professor Trammel had style, which Loki appreciated. Besides, better he learn more about the man besides just being in his Discovery class. Maybe, just maybe, he might be persuaded to help another struggling student.
ADULTS...
Noa also isn't Gekronus Maius, but unfortunately, the Discovery professor also likes him, and that means if he wants to keep that rep, he's coming to the class.
Something about 'no more excuses for your plain wardrobe'. Psh! Well, anyway. "I didn't expect you to get roped in..."
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Ronstadt | OTA
Ronstadt was never one to turn down free food, and the stew in a bread bowl had seemed just the ticket after an afternoon of hard study. The streets were so busy with people eager to try the free wares that he didn't even notice the undue effects of his delicious, hearty meal until he headed back to the library to find a refresher algebra book.
The soft, echoing sound of drums was coming from somewhere. He glanced around, trying to find the source, but only got some choice glares from the librarian, and whispers of some quiet conversation farther back in the stacks.
Unless someone pointed it out, he probably wasn't going to realize the sound was coming from him every time he took a step. Not until he got kicked out in a few minutes, at least ...
[B: LIKE THIS, AND THIS, AND THAT, AND EVEN THIS]
Ronstadt's got the flashy part of the illusions down pat: bursts of color pop up from between the flagstones of the corridor he's practicing in, frothing like the waves at a certain mouse's feet in a certain cartoon with too many brooms in it. Unfortunately, the effect they have on the environment is not unlike getting hit with a paintball ... anyone within range of one might find themselves stained with neon colors that make them look like they just walked out of an Esprit ad campaign.
"... Oh, crap. Sorry, I uh - I didn't know it'd do that."
B. The Sorcerer's Woe
"So I take it your goal wasn't to make me look like I stepped out of a 80's sitcom?"
That Earth reference is probably way over this person's head, but Tenn can't call that distinct magenta color by anything else.
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"How the heck?"
June (Mc)Duck | OTA
June hadn't been taught a lot about things before coming here, but one thing she did know about was money. And while she knew it wasn't quite the most important thing, she did know that it would probably be good to have some.
Helping out with groundskeeping was pretty easy, especially with clearing up the leaves. The Wand of Wind helped her blow the leaves into a pile to make them easier to gather. Though sometimes she waved her wand a little too hard, sending a strong gust and leaves blasting through the area and accidentally into a passing student's face.
"Whoa! Sorry about that!" she called out.
I Threw It On the Ground
June was more than eager to get to practice her magic. The only problem was that Modification used a lot of math and figures, and while she was pretty good at math it was trying to remember how to use it with the magic.
So she was starting off simple, as she concentrated on the ground in front of her while using her (regular) wand to trace out a shape in the air. Then ground shifted a little, the stone pieces in front of her forming to become a simple stepping stone.
"Oh!" she said, waving to anyone who happened to be nearby. "Look, look! I did it!"
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((Feel free to make up a different prompt!))
Charity Case
“It’s definitely okay: I should have been more careful in where I am walking into,” he admits to her, “I was reading for another class when I walked right into the gust’s path.”
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Charity
Maria swatted blindly at the air, trying to bat leaves away even after the gust ended. When her hands touched nothing, she squinted one eye open. "What the heck?!"
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Mal - Super late, OTA.
Here's One For Free
Free food was always going to get Mal's attention. And while munching on her first sample she explored and started to map out a route to maximize her ability to get free food. Thankfully the first change that happened to her she could work with, and her mapping route let her realize what was going on. The pink glitter that danced around her was seriously not awesome, but she happened to have a spell that could help.
She learned that rather like Merryweather trying to undo the curse her mother had cast upon Aurora, she couldn't magic away the glitter. But she could change the context. In this case she added layer after layer of her own glitter spells. She wouldn't have admitted that she had been looking for an excuse to use her black glitter spell again, but here it was.
Black glitter, green, purple, more black, flashes of silver. If there was pink in there, who could tell? Okay so some might show, but it just looked like part of the rest, rather than making her seem pretty pretty princess. And actually the black glitter on her face and the green glitter in her hair mixing with the purple... she was seriously considering playing with glitter spells more in the future, she could make anything look evil awesome, after all.
But seeing what happened to other people and after how much it took out of her to cast so many counts of the glitter spell, and then another spell to make sure she could breathe and eat without taking the glitter in, she decided that the rest of her free samples... would be eaten in private.
So if you wanted to catch the self proclaimed villian of the school caught by a spell, Gliterella was your best bet....
What Do I Look Like, A Charity Case?
Wow, how kind of them to allow the students to take jobs, was the slightly bitter thought. In that, this place was just like the kingdoms. Bringing people without asking them, then expecting them to do a ton of what the were told, and oh also get a job. At least here they weren't expected to be heroes to save an ungrateful world full of small minded grubby idiots. Still.
Of course, that didn't stop Mal from actually getting a job. Same one she had in the last place she'd been, actually. She got herself a job at the hairdresser's, using the various spells she'd put together of late along with new ones to give customers new hair. Those who didn't tip, however, might find that when they woke up their hair was some horrid color and style. There was a jar at her station that read "Tipping is not a city in Northern Wei. Pay now, or pay later." She wasn't the best at customer service, but she was undeniably excellent at finding the perfect style for each customer that didn't tick her off...
One for Free
"You look like an arts and crafts table exploded on you," the demon rasped cheerfully. "How many campers did it take out?"
He stuck his hand closer, trying to get some glitter on himself.
"Know any clean freaks? Because, you should visit them. They will never be able to clean that up."
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