July Event Log

[magicademymods]

July Event Log A Reading Rainbow Though the publication is ordinarily drier than dry toast Modified to be drier than dried toast, this quarter's issue of Thaumaturgy Today is all the rage around campus. The reason: a series of advances in motile spells! Easier and more powerful than those found in your standard book of spells (any grade), these spells achieve their power by specificity. One spell for lifting fruit, one for lifting laundry, one for lifting books, the list goes on. Though Professor Loshakle is deep at work writing a blistering reply criticizing every nuance of these spells, outside of his wrathful gaze the spells flourish as people practice them on everything they can. Copies of the issue are easy to get your hands on, if you want to give these new spells a whirl. On the other hand, your stuff or you yourself might fall victim to the spells of other students, whether by mistake or cruel jest. And woe betide those not human -- since no spell explains how to lift an anthropomorphic duck or a robot, for example, enterprising students are particularly eager to come up with one on their own, and there's only one way to test such things... It's Raw, You Donkey! There was an incident. Mistakes were made. Rice balls were detonated. Puddings were animated and sent on rampages. A cheesebread was found lodged in Makerion Keep, sunk to a depth of three feet in the walls. Whatever happened, and no one seems to have details... the Great Hall is closed and no food is being served. So... what're you going to eat? Several pop-up stands have emerged, as enterprising students try to cash in, but that costs money and who knows how the quality is. Headmaster Birony keeps showing up with pies, having made several savory ones that taste really good, actually, but can you really live on pie alone? (And do you really trust Headmaster Birony?) Some students have taken to the ultimate last resort: cooking. As it happens, the skills of the chef and of the aspiring mage are not exclusive in principle, but generally learning the one means little time to devote to the other. Faced with an oven or a grill, can you muster up the capability to make something edible? Or will you burn the water and turn bread back into grain, and thus have no choice but to avail yourself of pricey booth cooking or Cam-pies? Of course, the Great Hall will PROBABLY be open again soon, you might be able to last until then... The Defense Association In light of certain recent activities, like horrible monster attacks, Professors Trammel and Kith have teamed up to provide self-defense lessons to students who so desire. Purely optional, this extra class at the end of the school day promises study in shields, wards, basic attack spells, and mobility spells (because sometimes the best thing is to run like heck). Needless to say, these classes are quite the adventure! Students find themselves in dueling circles quite frequently, expected to carefully deflect each other's spells. Hopefully you've got the knack of it; the practice spells they have taught you don't cause any harm, but they sting like the dickens! Research on the Sundered Conflict. Conflict seems to be key. As near as the researchers can tell, all the Sundered lead lives that are simply not ordinary, and their experiments in conflict from last month produced results they didn't expect (as you all have learned) but that are most promising. Professor King herself has taken the lead on this experiment, and she warns anyone who volunteers that it is likely to be very dangerous, and they will be taking this very slow. They are, she explains, going to try to bridge the gap between you and the world you came from. A SMALL bridge, a proof of concept, no portal home and celebrations yet. But they hope it will work, and be the first step towards getting you back where you belong. If you agree, they get to work. Any student who undergoes this process immediately regains a power of their choice. It does not have to be on their application, and you do not have to provide proof during AC. It's here now. Only if you do not have a power to regain, you may regain an item instead. The price? For the next three days, you will be haunted by visions of your greatest enemy, your most hated foe, or the person you least wish to see in the world. Perhaps you hear their laughter in the darkness of your room at night. Perhaps you see a fellow student as them. Perhaps they are taunting you from just behind your shoulder... Whatever form it takes, for three days, you will be at their mercy. Or the mercy of your own mind's imagining them. Or perhaps a combination of the two. Who can say...?

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[sevenyearsasleep]

Raw

Link was cooking a fish, whole, on a stick, over a fire. It...might not look appetizing, but, it's good enough for the Hylian, and he's very willing to share.



Research

If there was a voice that Link hadn't expected to hear in this new world, it was Ganondorf. And he'd heard almost nothing but the man's voice, catching glimpses of him out of the corner of his eye, when it was quiet.

He took a deep breath, trying to do his homework in the peace of the library, which was exceedingly difficult with a Gerudo King whispering threats and taunts.

"The Hero of Time, now a little scholar. Leaving for another seven years? Makes it easy to keep ruling your homeland. Thanks, kid! Couldn't have done it without you."

"SHUT UP!" Link bellowed, causing a few students to jump, before he slumped back over his book, and rubbed his temples.

"Think they know how big you and the princess messed up?"

His shoulders tensed, but, Link was determined to try and ignore the apparition this time.

Raw

[holdyourhorns]

What a bummer that the great hall is closed, though maybe things will be fine with how some people are mobilizing to make small profits with food stands. Spyro is trotting along casually and ready to go see what else the research team has up their sleeves when he scents the smell of a small campfire and burning fish.

... Okay once he sees, the dragon can tell it's not actually turning into an inedible crisp, but it doesn't smell like anything more than unseasoned meat.

Spyro sits, then waves a foreclaw in greeting to the green stranger. "Hey, how's it going?"

research

[woo_oo]

Hard to not hear that! After a moment of hesitation, Webby winds up on the other side of the table.

"Um... Hi, Link!"

Raw

[couldabeenturbo]

Dewey may not have been the hardcore Junior Woodchuck of the trio, but when he saw Link cooking over the fire, he sidled up to him and rolled up his sleeves.

"Hey, you know how to, uh, scale and gut these things? They taste better that way."