pawper: (❅ spending my last dollae at dairy queen)
lys "stress eating as self-expression" skovgaard ([personal profile] pawper) wrote in [community profile] diatu2019-04-18 08:54 pm

[open] IT'S TOO EARLY FOR SURRENDER, TOO LATE FOR A PRAYER

Who: Lys a wolf a big fluffy dog + you, random passerby, trouble
When: Early-ish April
Where: School grounds, First and Second Ring (public roads), eventually the Third Ring (docks)
What: BEEP BEEP DOGGO DELIVERY

[Did you ever see the movie Balto? More or less based on a true story, gets mistaken for the work of Don Bluth, was something of a childhood awakening for furries — ...wait. Anyway, there was a scene at the beginning of said movie where the part-dog, part-wolf protagonist traverses a small Alaskian town by way of various parkour tricks, like running across fences and jumping between rooftops. Quick, nimble, and sure-footed, he made clever use of his environment to circumvent a lack of opposable thumbs.

Imagine that, but with a bigger, fluffier, and not quite as graceful creature racing through the streets of Anastara on a beeline for the docks, a package clutched tightly between their jaws. Dodging, sliding, even jumping headlong over obstacles, the beast frantically attempts to navigate through districts that have, on today of all days, become absurdly crowded: spilled boxes, milling pedestrians, workers carrying gigantic panes of glass and crystal, random flocks of angry geese, spontaneous wizard duels, and so much else that it might lead one to wonder if the canine had been a very, very bad dog in a previous life.

Try to clear a path? Deliberately block the way? Attempt to steal the mystery package? Come one, come all!]
nomoremistergneissguy: (Say what?)

[personal profile] nomoremistergneissguy 2019-04-19 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[The geese were what got Cliff, originally. Twitching. Does he have PTSD? Maaaaybe. But he's watching the large fluffdog attempt to make its way through the flock--and at least most of them don't seem to wield magic...

And since it appears safe (oh fraw he may regret this later), he charges his way after the geese like the big dork he really is, arms raised, bellowing loudly, with Rounder speeding around in his wake like an ambulatory bowling ball (isn't he?), making sure the path stays clear for the pooch. Cliff, meanwhile, cheers her (her?) on.
]

Go on, go! You can do it! [His uncle would probably never stoop to such a thing, but he figures only the most intelligent regular dog would not enjoy shredding the parcel. She's got to be someone's familiar.]
nomoremistergneissguy: (what if I do get caught?)

[personal profile] nomoremistergneissguy 2019-04-21 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luckily, the familiar is there, helpfully picking up the parcel and offering it up--until the angry honking increases, splitting the air--including an offended and startled yell from Cliff.

Seems he and these geese have, indeed, met before...and they remember him. To his dismay. He hadn't had much luck with their magical prowess before--and he wasn't having much now, either.

He was, however, quite prepared to beat a hasty (and perhaps singed) retreat, but not before the familiar and its package got away. No need to have the geese turn their ire on her and delay the mission! Cliff could make it from here.

He hoped.

For his part, Rounder clearly wants to go help Cliff, miracle of miracles, but he knows how his master is, and that package needs to go with the pooch. So the marble sphere is clearly anxious, but not willing to play keep-away with that ever important parcel. But waiting isn't easy.
]
nomoremistergneissguy: (the official side eye)

[personal profile] nomoremistergneissguy 2019-04-25 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you have someplace to be? [Not that the pooch can really understand him, he thinks, but Cliff is tied between being grateful for the help, and dismayed because whatever the familiar's mission is, now he's bollocksing it up!]

I'm not really planning on staying if I can help it, so you can go! Thank you for helping me, though!

[Mostly he's doing his best to Discover a buckler shield to stave off the worst of the goosey blasts, but he's too knowledgeable of flock tactics to hang around and take a beating. Even Rounder has his arms up in the air, waving around what are clearly his make of smoke bombs...]
nomoremistergneissguy: (what if I do get caught?)

[personal profile] nomoremistergneissguy 2019-05-09 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. [Like he gets it. He doesn't, not really, but clearly the dog is not going to let him go this alone, so he better get his ass in gear, Cliff thinks.]

Rounder, let 'em fly!

[With that, Cliff sweeps the buckler at the nearest goose--startling it into flight. The next one gets caught up on the shield and launched into the air--apparently he thought her idea was a good one. With that, he starts to charge away from the geese. Rounder does launch his smoke bombs, left and right--they should not irritate the lungs much, but the clouds of thick, white smoke obfuscate everyone nicely. Thankfully the dog has a sense of smell, and Rounder doesn't need to see. He'll drag Cliff out slowly, by tugging the hem of his robe and leading him in the right direction. It'll slow his master down a bit, but not really stop him...]