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diatu2021-08-18 06:38 am
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The Package of Doom
Who: Harry and Open
What: Mistaken Identity Adventure
Where: Somewhere in Anastara
When: Somewhere in the middle of August
Warnings: Killer rabbit on the loose and animal death
Notes: From here
Harry has given a mysterious package from a tall gruff gentleman who shoves it to him so hard that he literally landed on his behind onto the sidewalk. Aside from the aching on said body part, he is doing fairly alright. A shy small pygmy owl pokes his head near the box to see what is hiding inside it.
There is a lot of shifting inside said box, but the identity of whatever it is carrying is unknown. Harry is staring at that box as if it is an alien object with no clue of what he has gotten into. He had shaken it to see if the thing inside could react to his action, but there isn’t much besides the rattling from within.
Perhaps somebody can try to help him in taking the package to its rightful destination or maybe cause some ruckus in the city by daring him into opening this delivery Pandora’s box?
What: Mistaken Identity Adventure
Where: Somewhere in Anastara
When: Somewhere in the middle of August
Warnings: Killer rabbit on the loose and animal death
Notes: From here
Harry has given a mysterious package from a tall gruff gentleman who shoves it to him so hard that he literally landed on his behind onto the sidewalk. Aside from the aching on said body part, he is doing fairly alright. A shy small pygmy owl pokes his head near the box to see what is hiding inside it.
There is a lot of shifting inside said box, but the identity of whatever it is carrying is unknown. Harry is staring at that box as if it is an alien object with no clue of what he has gotten into. He had shaken it to see if the thing inside could react to his action, but there isn’t much besides the rattling from within.
Perhaps somebody can try to help him in taking the package to its rightful destination or maybe cause some ruckus in the city by daring him into opening this delivery Pandora’s box?
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Be horrified Harry... the boy, not the rabbit... That was weird actually! What were the chances of the rabbit having the same name? But, while this was briefly puzzled over something a bit more 'red alert', blow all the sirens, and pay attention was written right there on the collar.
"Wait, what does it mean Killer Rabbit?"
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The rabbit has begun to shows signs of aggression: apparently Harry (the Killer Rabbit, not the wizard) doesn’t like being rabbit-handled by pathetic humans and is squirming in the hands of human Harry. He is getting angsty and crazy!
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Harry, still the rabbit and not the wizard, took that moment to leap free of Harry's hands, giving him a good solid thump in the chest before flying in a twisting motion through the air to ninja star Crowley in the arm with it's claws.
"SHIT!"
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He tries to grab onto the rabbit by the chest and pull him away from the demon as much as possible, although it didn’t took long for the Killer Rabbit to go after him as well: snapping at him akin to a crocodile. Then he uses kinetic magic to send the creature into an empty barrel to keep him contained temporarily.
“Oh Merlin, I am starting to realise the true meaning of a Killer Rabbit,” he gasps for air while trying to recover from the near rabbit attack.
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Crowley held out a hand to shush Harry for a sound was coming from the barrel. A very ominous, spine-chilling sound, that sent Crowley searching around for a tree to clamor up into. Gnawing. The damn rabbit was gnawing its way out of the barrel!
"Better find a place to hide, kid! That thing is trying to get out!"
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“Um, right, finding a place to hide,” human Harry goes around to find a hiding place when he gets an idea of possibly going up the rooftops to escape the evil rabbit’s clutches.
“Hey, maybe we should go on the rooftops so he won’t try to jump up and catch us,” he suggest to Crowley, “I could try to teleport ourselves onto one right now.”
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"Do it. Harry couldn't eat a house! I refuse to believe it could eat it's way through a house!"
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When he does, Harry quickly teleports the both of them and his owl familiar up on the higher rooftops in the city where it appears that they’ll be stuck at for the foreseeable future.
“Phew, that was a close one,” he tries to get his composure intact from the whole incident, “Wasn’t expecting rabbits to bite through wood at all.”
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Crowley hissed while taking a peek over the side of the roof to the barrel which rattled and scuttled about on the ground, straining against the teeth that were tearing it apart from the inside out.
"That's not an ordinary rabbit. That's some kind of," he hesitated to use the word demon but that did seem to fit, "Magical super-powered rabbit! Some one just gave you that?? There was no warning, no hey, this box has a killer rabbit in it, maybe don't open the box?"
He glanced aside, speaking to himself.
"Who gives a kid a blood-thirsty rabbit?"
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There is no a single word from him at the moment, but he certainly doesn’t want to mess with Killer Rabbit Harry with how angry he is right now. If only someone can come along and get him and Crowley out of this mess.
As planned...
If anyone wants to fill him in, that would be grand.
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“Um, hey. Listen, I can explain: I got this package containing that vicious rabbit in the barrel a while ago,” he begins to recall the story, “After I opened it, he lifts his head, I pick him up with my hands, and he decides to attack me and the other guy with me. And that’s how we ended up being stuck on the rooftops.”
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"You might not want to stand too close to that! It could...--"
The barrel gave a last shake and splintered into a thousand shards like a bomb had gone off. From the center of the explosion the evil ball of fluff emerged. Growling like a Pitbull it glanced towards the roof, judging the distance, but Loki was so much closer. It dived for Loki's feet, intending to sink those long teeth into his calf.
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And honestly, he is probably begging him to end the terrible rabbit’s life right now so he and Crowley can get down from the rooftops. No really, just end the Killer Rabbit right now, Loki. Just do it.
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Harry, this time I do mean the rabbit, shook his head as he recovered from the force push but he was no ordinary rabbit. The gleam of Loki's daggers didn't dissuade him for more than a second before his claws grew three times in size and the battle was on. Using his claws like swords the bunny attacked with a vengeance, slashing right, then left, as he tried to impale whatever got in the way of his attack.
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Dodge right, block left, put himself at an angle to the rabbit and reaching out to grab its ears and pull its head back. A shift of the dagger, and then it was slicing the killer rabbit's throat. Magic? Evil? Rabid? It didn't matter so long as the beast died.
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All because somebody thought it was a good idea to deliver to him that evil rabbit of doom in a box. Oh Merlin, he is so going to be in big trouble if word got out that he almost endangered the entire city with a deadly rodent with sharp pointy teeth.
Then with a quick slash from the Asgardian’s dagger, the rabbit was finally dead? Is the rodent dead for real? Crisis over?
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Now where was that box? He saunter past the dead bunny and their rescuer, intent on picking up what remained of the box and searching it over for clues.
"There has to be a return address on this thing?"
Oh yeah, and Loki was still standing there with his daggers wasn't he?
"Pretty handy with those."
This might have been as close to a thanks as one could get from a demon.
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"Anything useful in the box?"
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“Eh, hardly anything much besides recycling the box? There is hardly anything else besides the rabbit,” he explains when he notices that there is indeed a return address to whoever sent in the rabbit on one of the box, “Oh hey, I found one!”
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"Doctor Kilinu - Purveyor of Rare and Dangerous Familiars."
He frowned, only now thinking that maybe they should have read that before opening the box. What could he say? It had sounded like a good idea at the time!
"And there was this carrot," Crowley held up a partially gnawed carrot which other than the purple leaves looked like a pretty standard sort of carrot. "Maybe it's what kept the creature quiet in the box?"
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He then turns to face Crowley and ask the demon for some suggestions, “And if he doesn’t want to explain himself, what should be our back up plan?”
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"How do you go about finding a lost human? I've never had much luck with it... Besides! It doesn't say where he lives. We only have the guy's name and a carrot! I think, we just chalk this up to experience and make it a habit to only open strange boxes inside of other boxes, like scientists do in labs, so what ever is inside can't attack."
Note - he was still advocating opening strange boxes in the first place.
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