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Roisin Murphy ([personal profile] protectiveink) wrote in [community profile] diatu2021-08-07 02:16 pm

Oy you, gis a beer! (Pub Crawl Adventure!)

It didn't sound difficult. Run around to ten (ten!) pubs, get three drinks at each one, and quaff them all.

It's a challenge to any red-blooding Irishman...or in this case, woman. Not even the demon inside her can deter Roisin Murphy from going on this endeavor--and getting good and blind drunk in the process!

One can find her outside Diatu's gates with a map in hand--she's got a map and a plan.. "Right, goin' tae start here at th' Guest's Dormitory, an go from there...prolly tae Beefy Stu's Beefy Stews."

Though she hoped she could choke down whatever was offered at the latter...three drinks of some junky rat piss that barely passed as alcohol was not high on her list of Things to Do in Anastara...

(Find toplevels for Rosh's partners in crime within as well--a deity, a demon-possessed Irishwoman, and a feral dog incarnated as a human...what can go wrong?)
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Pub Crawl - Val TL

[personal profile] wagerofloki 2021-08-07 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Val had been bumming it around campus when she happened by a very lovely young woman who definitely didn't have a demon inside of her who told her about this challenge. You had to hit the ten pubs, three drinks at each, in an hour. Finally, she found something in this godforsaken world she fucking understood: getting drunk and partying.

Early in the evening she would still have a grip on herself and be her normal self, though maybe offering to buy drinks for friends who run into her. She might challenge you to see who can chug theirs the fastest, but mostly she's just here to have a good time. She's sticking mostly to beers early on - "pacing herself," you might overhear her say, though you're pretty sure by her tone that's a joke. More like warming up, right?

By the middle of their tour Val was good and drunk. A small flush in her cheeks, all grins and chatter, she's having a lot of fun. If you've met her before this is probably the first time she hasn't looked halfway pissed or otherwise entirely too serious. If you've never met her before you definitely will make the mistake that she's very friendly and approachable. She'd finally hit her stride about this point and things were going along just swimmingly. She'll dance and join in on the drinking songs and general revelry, and, if you pay attention, you might catch her looking at you and not-so-subtly looking you up and down as she bites her lip or takes a sip of her drink.

It's as the tour nears its end that Val gets sloppy. Her walking is incredibly unsteady and she probably bumped into you on the way back to the bar, her singing's less than enjoyable, but she's still going strong and having the time of her life. She's still going through this pretty strong (somehow) despite her quickly deprecating ability to stand. It's unfortunate that at this point she'd just plant a big ole kiss on ya if you gave her the opportunity and the right look, so hopefully you were wanting that. It's okay, she's a good kisser even when this lost.