"I could tell you and you could access it on your terms, prepared, or you could stumble on it and be all Dee-Dee: 'Oooh, what does THIS button do, Dorkster?' While I don't think you're that dumb by any means...I think some of the crap here could even give you a surprise. A nasty one. Let's say I don't want to see a cute green, black, and gold god-skwudge on a wall sometime, huh?"

She took a bite of her own ice cream. "Besides, they can't punish me unless they catch me at it. I don't plan to let them catch me at it if I can at all help it."