"Yes. You are. And it is rather irritating." Pot, meet Kettle. "And for the record not once did I use the word idiot. If you wish to see that in yourself, far be it from me to sway you from that chosen path. But fine, despite how frustratingly closed minded you seem to be, I will still, for the sake of your familiar, share with you a single spell I have learned that is very useful in arguments such as these." V pulled out a folded sheet of paper, thrust it into his hands then stalked off.

"That spell wouldn't happen to be...."

"Yes. Yes it would," V said, leaving. Smirking.