The Bodyswap Post

[magicademymods]

The Bodyswap Post One: Nothing Wrong With Me In the blink of an eye, disaster strikes: disaster, in the form of a chaotic misassociation of minds and bodies. Everyone immediately blames Headmaster Birony. But for once, zaniness isn't her fault; a faulty spell has collapsed and sprawled across the campus like so much mayonnaise falling from an ice cream scoop, infused with powerful chaotic energies that make it so difficult to counteract. And so here you are: trapped in a body that is not yours. Something's Got To Give At the same time, the multicolored, feathered, amorphous blob monster has emerged without warning, lurching from its attenuated connections with the two innocent students who were used for its summonings into the light of day once more. As they promised, the faculty immediately springs into action, capturing the beast in an immense and convoluted magical cage, which it promptly squirts out of because it is now the size of a cantaloupe. In this form, the creature has no power beyond annoyance, and the staff are pretty distracted at the moment (Professor King, for example, is currently a frog), so catching it is low priority. Students are advised to be cautious around it, as it has a tendency to gnaw on things like homework, legs, buildings, and complicated spellwork. On the other hand, wouldn't catching it be worth some renown and recognition -- especially if you managed it in a body not your own? Push Me Again, This Is The End Perhaps shockingly, the Sundered aren't the only people affected by this mess of Modification. Students by the dozen find themselves in the wrong bodies, and that means the Magicademy is chaos. Cat familiars given human form raid the newly-reopened Great Hall, stealing every piece of food they can and knocking down every glass, book, or valuable item left on a horizontal surface above ground height. Unscrupulous souls take advantage of the anonymity in new forms to steal, bully, swipe, or even just catch a glimpse of attractive students of their desired gender at inopportune moments. Others are taking respect of their new bodies so far that they, well, kind of smell thanks to their unwillingness to bathe. Though classes continue as normal, attendance is a nightmare. In short, chaos rules the Magicademy, and spills over uncomfortably often into those doing their best to muddle through... LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! This is the wildcard option. We just wanted to put that in a heading. Bodies? Bodyswap? Get it? Eh? Eh? Never mind...

Comments

[woo_oo]

What in the world would make him think she would get that reference?

"Look, me and a friend did a... not great thing by accident, and I need your help fixing it."

[couldabeenturbo]

Right. They hadn't gotten around to Whiffle Boy 20X0 yet. Every time they were on the brink of teaching her to play, the call to adventure had thundered through the mansion in a Scottish brogue which had brooked no argument.

Either way, he narrowed his eyes. He didn't want to be right....

"Rrrrriiiiiiight, go oooon?"

[woo_oo]

"Okay, so..." She winced. "My friend Yuugi and I wanted to try and find out if there was a spell that would allow me to be a human like he was, and him to be a duck like I am."

[couldabeenturbo]

Eyebrow.

"So you're totally the reason I'm not wearing blue right now and have to keep helping people with their homework, is that where you're going with this?"

[woo_oo]

"Kinda sorta maybe... yes." Wait. Blue wasn't Huey's color, unless...

"... Oh. Did you already... switch around?"

[couldabeenturbo]

His eyebrows shoot up about as high as they're capable of going, and he shuts the book he was only halfway caring about.

"What do you think? I had to help someone with geometry this morning, Webby. Ge. O. MEH. Try. There is totally a reason there's a meh in there!"

[woo_oo]

Oops.

She swallows, and puts on a nervous smile. "Maybe... you'll learn something new?"