The Bodyswap Post

[magicademymods]

The Bodyswap Post One: Nothing Wrong With Me In the blink of an eye, disaster strikes: disaster, in the form of a chaotic misassociation of minds and bodies. Everyone immediately blames Headmaster Birony. But for once, zaniness isn't her fault; a faulty spell has collapsed and sprawled across the campus like so much mayonnaise falling from an ice cream scoop, infused with powerful chaotic energies that make it so difficult to counteract. And so here you are: trapped in a body that is not yours. Something's Got To Give At the same time, the multicolored, feathered, amorphous blob monster has emerged without warning, lurching from its attenuated connections with the two innocent students who were used for its summonings into the light of day once more. As they promised, the faculty immediately springs into action, capturing the beast in an immense and convoluted magical cage, which it promptly squirts out of because it is now the size of a cantaloupe. In this form, the creature has no power beyond annoyance, and the staff are pretty distracted at the moment (Professor King, for example, is currently a frog), so catching it is low priority. Students are advised to be cautious around it, as it has a tendency to gnaw on things like homework, legs, buildings, and complicated spellwork. On the other hand, wouldn't catching it be worth some renown and recognition -- especially if you managed it in a body not your own? Push Me Again, This Is The End Perhaps shockingly, the Sundered aren't the only people affected by this mess of Modification. Students by the dozen find themselves in the wrong bodies, and that means the Magicademy is chaos. Cat familiars given human form raid the newly-reopened Great Hall, stealing every piece of food they can and knocking down every glass, book, or valuable item left on a horizontal surface above ground height. Unscrupulous souls take advantage of the anonymity in new forms to steal, bully, swipe, or even just catch a glimpse of attractive students of their desired gender at inopportune moments. Others are taking respect of their new bodies so far that they, well, kind of smell thanks to their unwillingness to bathe. Though classes continue as normal, attendance is a nightmare. In short, chaos rules the Magicademy, and spills over uncomfortably often into those doing their best to muddle through... LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! This is the wildcard option. We just wanted to put that in a heading. Bodies? Bodyswap? Get it? Eh? Eh? Never mind...

Comments

[woo_oo]

Too late, she's already picking him and cuddling him.

"Awww, so adorable! Man, I really needed a dose of sweetness after all the trouble Yuugi and I caused today."

[noasark]

"AAAURRUUUAAAA!" He's already squirming enough when he's picked up. But after that?

After she says...that...

Noa freezes. And slowly turns his head upward. "RUUUUAAAAAAAAAAUUH..."

This is...YOUR FAULT..?

[woo_oo]

"Aw, are you trying to make me feel better? Thanks!" The pettings increase. So much petting. Endless petting.

[noasark]

"UURRRAAAAAUHH!" NO! NO HE ISN'T! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, APPARENTLY!!

Squirming INCREASES. He is IMMUNE to your bribery!

[woo_oo]

"You know what would make us both feel better?" Webby decides, holding him up. "A snack! Let's go pig out." With that, she begins to walk and carry him around like one would a teddy bear.

[noasark]

"RUREEEERRK!!!" HEY YOU KNOW WHAT! THAT'S NOT THE CASE AT ALL!!

He's trying so hard, so very very hard, to just squirm out from her arms-

It is not working.

He's trapped.

Trapped like a stuffed rat,

[woo_oo]

She's been raised by a super spy, her grip is an iron vice.

"I wonder if you belong to anybody... nod once for yes, shake head for no."

[noasark]

Noa makes possibly the biggest mistake of his tiny penguin life.

He shakes his head rapidly for 'no'.

[woo_oo]

"So you don't belong to anyone, huh? ... Hey, Fluttershy has two familiars, why can't I?" The hugging resumes! "Welcome to the family! Jorry's gunna be your big brother! ... Once I convince him not to eat you."

Jorry being her snake familiar with a bad habit of... trying to eat other familiars.

[noasark]

Hello Excuse Him w ha t

"RR-RRR-RREEEE!!!" NO!! NO. NO!?!

WHEN HE GETS OUT OF THIS BODY HE'S GOING TO NEVER LET THIS GO WEBBY

[woo_oo]

Thankfully for everyone involved, Webby is easily distracted. She hears the (loud and continuous) screams of other students who have been switched, and winces. She then leans to a nearby window to get a look, her arms loosening...

"Oh boy, this is going all over, isn't it?"

[noasark]

Ah-

AHAH!

The penguin squirms...and squirms...and!

Slips out! "AAAU!"

TIME TO BOOT IT OUTTA HERE

[woo_oo]

"Huh? ... Hey!"

But it was too late, and she was now sans one companion. "... Oh well! I'll hunt him down later. I'm sure he'll be fine."