Circular Logic - OTA

[grim_heaper]

Who: Sho and anyone who finds him underground
What: Examining a mysterious circle.
Where: Underground
When: Mid-may
Warnings: Sho may try and kill someone again, maybe? It's Sho, so can't say for sho'.




A group of students, knowing Sho's interest in circles and magic had shown Sho the underground circle they had found. There are runes written around it in an ancient language. A proficient student explains that the runes clearly state that ten coins must be placed in the circle to activate it, but another student on the opposite side of it states that twenty coins are needed.

Looking to Sho, the professor considered a moment, then pulled out some tools and ran some calculations. First he took down the circumference, then the diameter. He leaned back on his heels, pleased that Pi was as it ought to be. So things were going right. He then explained to the students what he did and gave an impromptu lesson on Pi.

Once that was done he considered the students who suggested ten and twenty. "Please excuse my dear aunt sally," he said, nodding a bit. "Alright, let's start crunching some numerical ideas. Start with factoring this. If we wanted to meet halfway between the two how many would we use?"

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[sevenyearsasleep]

Link had no idea. He just privately hoped it didn't involve dying painfully.

[grim_heaper]

When no one supplied an answer, he pulled out coins from his pocket, separating into two handfuls of ten and ten. "Shall we find out?"

[sevenyearsasleep]

Link side-eyed his fellow students. Hopefully no horrible demons would arise.

[grim_heaper]

"Link, as the star student of the day, add yourself to this," he held out ten of the coins to the boy.

[sevenyearsasleep]

Link's ears dropped a faction of an inch.

"Uh, are you sure about that sir?"

[grim_heaper]

"Of course, you earned it." He did a quick calculation of their relative heights under his breath. "Drop it exactly one half second after I drop mine. Then stand back."

[sevenyearsasleep]

Link nodded, feeling very unsure about this. But, it wasn't as if this was going to summon a dead hand or anything.

...he hoped.

He held the coins out, ready.

I so wanted to say he'd drop them one by one, but he dropped them all at once.

[grim_heaper]

"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!" With that, and a smirk, he dropped his coins.

heh

[sevenyearsasleep]

And Link followed his example, ready to draw his sword if need be.

https://mellnoct.blogspot.com/2012/05/hanaeryca-someday-english-ver-lyrics.html

[grim_heaper]

(and now we wait for the mods, will edit when they give me an answer to the adventure!)

And the reply is in! Branching it off! https://diatuooc.dreamwidth.org/3906.html?thread=909634#cmt90

[grim_heaper]

Dramatic moment, non-diegetic music playing in the background, some track bought at Towa Records to be sure, and yet....

Zero.

"So zetta lame. Alright, so the answer wasn't zero, ten, or twenty, as we've tried all of those sets already. So let's circle back around to the start of the equation and find our beauty."

more attempts, lol

[sevenyearsasleep]

There was a distinct lack of a familiar "success" sound, so Link figured they'd failed.

"Why not thirty? Y'know, add all three?"

This was actually the sort of puzzle he'd found more enjoyable in temples. Sequences and patterns, as opposed to giant plates with spikes falling on his head.

Or, goddesses forbid, changing water levels one hundred times.

"OR maybe it says different things on different ends of the circle? Like on your end it does say ten and your end it says twenty?" Link looked between the two original students, eyes bright.

Re: more attempts, lol

[grim_heaper]

"Which could be addition or multiplication. Way to sum things up." Which hadn't been his idea. but was worth trying. So he tossed in ten more.

Re: more attempts, lol

[sevenyearsasleep]

Link watched, ears perked slightly.

Now that he knew that immediate failure didn't equate to immediate death Link was much more curious.

Posted this to the mods, want to presume it fails and start the next one JIC?

[grim_heaper]

As did Sho, not that the prospect of immediate death phased him, mind. He was already dead.

sure!

[sevenyearsasleep]

Link supposed that the next route would be to put 200 coins down, but, that was a lot of money.

He preferred to stay living, since he was pretty sure Zelda needed him when they finally figured out a way to send them all home.

Re: sure!

[grim_heaper]

"Alright, so here's the math kids, x=2 obvious ways to go from here and they both need the same zetta thing. So! Consider this your midterm. Go get me as many coins as you can... from this world and others. Whoever brings the most back... gets an A. T= 6 hours. Fail and face erasure." Old habit.

But that grin means that last part had to be a joke, right?

Re: sure!

[sevenyearsasleep]

Coins were a weird way to pay for things.

"No one keeps their money in jars and there's none in the grass either," Link said conversationally to another student, who looked at him as if he'd grown another head.

Re: sure!

[grim_heaper]

"So go hush some Noise. Or run an errand for someone. You want that A, then get going!"

Re: sure!

[sevenyearsasleep]

"Um. What exactly are 'noise' or is that just a way to say 'shut up'?"

And cutting back to here, apparently, lol.

[grim_heaper]

With the extra coins dropped, a portal opened.

Sho stared through at the large feathered creatures and grinned. "Now that's some zetta awesome noise."

Re: And cutting back to here, apparently, lol.

[sevenyearsasleep]

Link gaped at the portal and at the enormous monsters.

"Whoa. Hope they stay there."

Re: And cutting back to here, apparently, lol.

[grim_heaper]

"Why?" Sho asked, already planning to step through as he checked to make sure his pin was in place and to unhitch his bullhorn. "I plan to see how many of those integers I can get to join the set of my familiar and my dragon. Coming?"

[sevenyearsasleep]

"I'll pass. That's not Hyrule, and if that portal closes behind us, that puts me even further from home."

Guess we wait for the mods now, lol.

[grim_heaper]

He shrugged. "Suit yourself. but my courage adds up to infinity!" And with a grin, he made sure his grip on his megaphone was secure and stepped into the portal like the genius moron he is.