"Well thanks then," Lea said. "Though honestly, I think you're the first 'Sundered' I've met here who doesn't want to go home."

"And yeah it's just facts," Lea said, getting a fresh sheet of paper out. "Dry, boring facts about people whose names sound confusingly similar half the time. Like Elrick the Irksome and Urich the Oddball; one of them supposedly invented a spell that made eggs come out of the shell already scrambled, but darned if I can remember which."