"Why wouldn't you want it?! It just wants to be loved, it can't help it that it's weird looking, doesn't have good manners, and its hair changes colors when it's upset---" Beetlejuice looked up.

"Okay, so, maybe I'm projecting a bit. But, still, it obviously likes you! Dontcha boy?"

He snorted at the other man's warning. "Benefit of being a monster, you getta pee where you want."