Yeah, yeah... [He's starting to get excited about this idea. It's defensive so he's gotta give it an offensive twist, but that's easy -- when suddenly a guy stumbles and colored smoke shoots out of his shoes, no way anyone can mistake that as a signature technique.]

Ha! I get a variant where they pop when I snap my fingers or something. Then at the end of the play once the goal's made, I do that and everyone knows how I got through 'em all.